Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 420 Points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/430 points)
collect a subweapon
assemble all skull fragments
obtain the broken wing
obtain the rotted tentacle
obtain the shattered hoof
obtain the fractured heart
collect a whip upgrade
obtain a health upgrade
collect all whip/health upgrades
set your whip aflame
defeat the game with no whip upgrades
defeat the game with no health upgrades
defeat the game with no upgrades
defeat the final boss without taking damage
collect the avian idol
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Collect the first runestone
Collect all 5 runes and encounter every monster in the same run
Complete the Omnibus
Collect the second runestone
Collect the third runestone
Collect the fourth runestone
Collect the fifth runestone
Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (75/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)